Jeff & Jill: Unfortunate Fortune

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Unfortunate Fortune

What fortune cookie has the nerve to say to me....

I mean...really! When my in-laws and I were at The Mandarin restaurant and I opened this fortune and read it aloud, they all burst out laughing as I sat there with my scarves, bracelets, mittens, necklaces, hats, boots, rings, and earrings on. Pretty Sure this fortune is mistaken.

5 comments:

*Brandi said...: Mwah ha ha ha ha! That is absolutely hilarious!; December 22, 2010 at 11:05 PM
Andrea Dawn said...: Haha! I love it!; December 23, 2010 at 9:26 AM
Katelyn Lamoreaux said...: Oh Jill that is so funny! That doesn't sound like you at all. Princesses like you have no business dressing simply.; December 24, 2010 at 8:37 AM
Emily said...: Haha! Oh that's awesome!! You should have that framed, put it by your closet, and then ignore it every morning.; December 26, 2010 at 8:18 PM
Jeff and Jill said...: Ha Ha! I sure love you guys! You are so funny! :); December 26, 2010 at 9:45 PM

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Our Favorite Quotes

AMY (to Jeff & Jill): "Hey! Don't kiss while I'm talking." JEFF: "Don't talk while we're kissing!"
JEFF: "The missionaries told me that the lady we referred them to downstairs got mad when they knocked on her door. Apparently, she said she didn't need our religion." JILL: "Really? That's weird...her doormat says 'welcome'."
"Look! I'm Jill...I have a necklace!" ~Adam & Rachey
"The more sparkling the chandelier is in the celestial room of the temple, the more spiritual it is." ~Jill
BYU Stake President (During stake conference that had been rescheduled because of the BYU Bball game): "Thank you for being here tonight to be spiritually uplifted. After this is over, you can go be "Jimmered!"
JEFF: "Jilly, when you wear the pants in the relationship, can you maybe try not to have both legs in the pants?" JILL: "Okay, fine...We'll each put in one leg and have a three legged race...and then trip and fall on our faces!"
MOM: "So Adam, can you tell me what animals you saw at the live nativity?" ADAM: "Uh...we saw an...elephant!"
JEFF (to Jill while walking in Salt Lake): "I don't think we're in Provo anymore Frodo." JILL: *Silence* "Uh...I understand your joke about Provo vs. Salt Lake, but Frodo?" JEFF: "Well isn't that Dorothy's dog's name?"
PROFESSOR: (Handing Jill's assignment back) "I almost didn't know it was yours since it didn't have feathers or sparkles all over it!"
AMY: "You'll be blessed if you don't do homework on Sunday; In fact, I once explained to my calculus teacher that my homework was late because I don't work on it on Sunday, and she gave me four days to finish it!" LEE: "But you went to BYU!!!" AMY: "I was talking about High School!"
"This is the worst family fire ever." ~Spencer Mohlman
JILL: "What was their wedding song?" LEXI OSBURN: "B-B-B-Benny and the Jets" LEE ANDERSEN: "WHAT??!!"
JILL: "WE can't have eggs with our french toast!" JEFF: "Why not?" JILL: "Because french toast is already drenched in eggs...it's superflous."
"WHY are we at the cemetary!!!??" ~Andrea Mohlman
"You know, having someone kiss an injury really does make it feel better. I think doctors should do that." ~JEFF
JEFF: "It's like Bud Lightyear!" JILL: "You mean Buzz?"
JEFF: "Well, since we can't decide whether to go to DisneyWorld or work tomorrow, let''s pray." JILL: "Okay, but just to let you know, my prayer might be a little biased."
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible..." ~Walt Disney